Two weeks tomorrow, fifteen days, three hundred and sixty two (ish) hours… I’d do the minutes too but that would just be silly.
I’m almost completely ready now. Almost. When, all those months ago, I decided to pursue the opportunity of studying abroad for a semester I had no idea what it would entail. It was obvious that there would be a lot of paperwork, but to be honest by now, I have completely lost track of how much I’ve filled in.
It started with University forms and applications. These included questions like, ‘Why do you want to study in America? How do you think this will benefit you? Why do you think you should be picked?’ etcetera etcetera…’ We also had to obtain permission from our course leaders and pick modules that matched our studies in England. This is easier said than done. Like almost everything, degrees and courses are different ’over the pond’. In order to find modules that fit, I had to look under the English course. In England I’m studying Drama and Creative Writing, but in America I’m studying Theatre (I’ll spell it RIGHT) and English.
If I thought the Uni paperwork was long/difficult/plain annoying, that was nothing to what was coming from the American Embassy. The detail the questions went into was remarkable. Example- ‘Have you been to the United States before?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Please complete the entry and exit dates of your visit.’ ‘Huh?’ Now would be a good time to explain that yes I have been to the US before on several occasions. However I was a child, the first time being when I was eight- ten years ago. Not even my parents - the responsible adults of said trip - remember.
*A note to all the clever people who told me to check the stamps in my passport*
-There were NO DATES ON THE STAMPS. (Sorry, had to let that one out. The amount of people who gave me this helpful advice…)
After I’d jumped that hurdle (a vague reference to the Olympics is all you’re going to get) I had to answer the ‘Security Questions’. Below is a sample of genuine security questions-
1) Have you ever engaged in prostitution? Do you plan to engage in prostitution whilst in the United States of America?
2) Have you ever engaged in genocide? Do you plan to engage in genocide whilst in the United States of America?
3) Have you ever engaged in terrorism? Do you plan to engage in terrorism whilst in the United States of America?
I kid you not.
So that was the fun of the American Embassy forms. Add that to the fun of a 4 1/2 hour wait for my visa interview and a lot of hidden costs, it perhaps wasn’t my favourite part of the preparations.
The last bits of paperwork range from roommate questionnaires from Alfred so they can match me ‘with the perfect roommate for my home away from home’, housing & dining contracts and sorting out my banking for when I’m over there. I’m looking forward to the moment when all the paper work is finished and I just have to get on a plane. Although I’m sure that will present its own special challenges.
- The quotes used in this post are not actual quotes but as close as I could get using my faulty human memory…
- In case you were wondering the answers to all the security questions were no.